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Parody of a Child's Song by ~gothgirl-wired:icongothgirl-wired:



Everyone knows that classic song, “The Bear Climbed Over the Mountain” well, here’s my version.  Feel free to laugh.  P.S. I don’t know who the author is of this little song, so if anyone knows, feel free to tell me in your comments.  Thanks.


The Bear climbed over the Mountain
The Bear climbed over the Mountain
The Bear climbed over the Mountain
And what do you think he saw?
What do you think he saw?
What do you think he saw?
Well he saw the forest on fire
He saw the forest on fire
He saw the forest on fire
What do you think he did?
What do you think he did?
What do you think he did?
Well he climbed right down the mountain
He climbed right down the mountain
He climbed right down the mountain
What do you think he did?
What do you think he did?
What do you think he did?
Well he climbed right up a burning tree
He climbed right up a burning tree
He climbed right up a burning tree
Why do you think he did it?
Why do you think he did it?
Why do you think he did it?
The scientists don’t even know
The scientists don’t even know
The scientists don’t even know
And that’s the end of the song.
©2007-2008 ~gothgirl-wired
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Serious note:
I really hope this never happens but if it does, it would be hilarious yet a tragedy.

P.S. This is what happens when I watch a US television network on Shaw Cable.

Funny note:
Chibi (Me): Well in my opinion he needed to get the clog out that was in its ass
Rufus (House of 1000 Corpses, creator Rob Zombie): Clog? What clog?
Chibi: Yeah, you know when bears eat dirt and shit to plug up their asses for winter. I guess he needed a stick to get it out.
Rufus: *starts laughing* Yeah well when a bear climbs up a burning tree to get a stick to shove up its ass to get a clog out it must’ve hurt when he was trying to shit it out!
*Rufus and I start laughing uncontrollably.*

Sorry I’m on crack. As for Rufus, well he’s fucking hot so I shoved him into my funny note.

Hope you guys got a kick out of it. I sure did. I can’t stop laughing.

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